It is with great stress, emotional and physical fatigue and incredible financial sacrifice beyond comprehension,

that we invite you to join us as our wonderful son

Samuel Cohen

is called to the Torah as a Bar Mitzvah.

Saturday, May 12th - (yes, we realize it’s Mother ‘s Day Weekend)

Temple Israel

14 Miller Road

Ridgewood , New Jersey 07601

at the ungodly hour of 9 am

Even though you don’t really need to be there until 10:20am to catch the real action.

If you make it through the 3 hour service,

please skip the kiddush (its just cookies and cake)

and join us instead for the ostentatious evening meal (Kosher, my husband’s idea),

which starts at 7 PM, (not 8 PM…or you will miss out on the 2000 canapes).

Ridgewood Country Club

(which we had to join just for this event and you would not believe the initiation fees)

Please have the courtesy of showing up if you RSVP that you are

attending, or you will be billed for $210 a plate if you are a

no-show. Please RSVP as soon as you get this and not the day before the

cut-off date. I can’t take the stress.

The gift of choice is either green, or contains a routing and account number.
Hope you can make it! Bob and Tiffany Cohen

Dress: Black Tie optional

Theme: 007 James Bond

Kippot and Matching Eye Patch will be provided